Dear Santa, Love BC

Dear Santa,

The students of BC have only a few requests for you on this Christmas:

1.  A white Christmas.  We love snow when we are not in school - please give it to us.

2. A class in Stokes, paired with the destruction of Carney.

3.  A pick time for an 8-man/mod, depending on who we are.  If you can make this happen, you are a miracle worker.

4.  Chobani to come back to the dining halls.  Seriously, this sick joke has gone on long enough.

5. A peaceful, safe and happy Christmas for all BC students, faculty, and employees.

Merry Christmas Santa!