Thank you Hurricane Sandy for getting class canceled! In gratitude, Sandy’s awesome Twitter account: @AFrankenStorm.
Top 8 Tweets:
1. “HOLO = Hurricanes Only Live Once”
2. “On Wednesdays, we f*ck up the East Coast”
3. “I hope Rihanna’s umbrella is big enough for all of you”
4. “Hurricane Sandy for president”
5. “Just blew a lap top into the ocean. Now a dell is rolling in the deep.”
6. “Wake up in da mornin feelin like destroyin cities grab mah glasses I’m out da door Ima f*ck up New York City”
7. “Destroying the Jersey Short cast for you guys. #YOURWELCOME”
8. “Oh my God Karen you can’t just ask a hurricane why she’s only a category 1”
Follow now for more hilarious tweets as we ride out the storm.